Crane driver jokes

About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times.  · While putting up framework in a construction site, a worker waves at the crane operator about to place a main support beam and yells "stop, that beam isn't strong enough! There's no way this will hold the upper levels!". The foreman pushes the worker aside and yells to the crane driver "It's fine. Truss me, I'm an engineer!".

While putting up framework in a construction site, a worker waves at the crane operator about to place a main support beam and yells "stop, that beam isn't strong enough! There's no way this will hold the upper levels!". The foreman pushes the worker aside and yells to the crane driver "It's fine. Truss me, I'm an engineer!". [] 'Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines.' - Joke for Thursday, 21 August from site Jokes of the Day. Crane Jokes. NSFW: There's a crew of builders working on a high rise building in Australia. They are working on the top; which is over 70 stories high. Bruce the builder, climbs on a beam hanging from the crane and says to his friend Joe "Hey Joe, stand on the other end of the beam, as a counter weight, I need to take a whizz over the side.

A stack of licenses, certifications, and company/government/client required cards needed to be an Industrial Construction Crane Operator Save. Oooh you say You are a crane operator · Crane flies Why do you even exist? · Dies Usually takes a crane to get him out · Sees Spider Man was shot in the leg Gets. 10 oct. “If you can play a PlayStation you can drive a crane,” jokes Saloway, a crane driver for construction giant, Mirvac.